laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive)

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!”

(Source: jillypooh)

yasminini:

cocoavengers:

onceleroctopus:

lokistuck:

lolman9000:

unsettling-presence:

incognitovindicator:

meenahbutt:

pokemon-pictures-blog:

Then and Now

he became kawaii

holy shit did they really change him that much

^

did they explain what happened to his hat because he kind of lost his shit whenever anyone touched his old one

Ash, honey….what did they do to you? Also wondering about the hat too. 

Meth, not even once

it’s like they dilated the fuck out of his pupils

man, this is so unsettling to look at :’S

I’m crying

julianstark:

-lazarus:

starkreactor:

losing my mind

I LOVE IT SO MUCH

thor meets pikachu

requested by nettumbles

(Source: autumnalequinox)

 #this man writes pulitzer prize winning books people

(Source: findsomehoodoopriest)

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

bre4dmau5:

what a bloke

The pie is made of people. Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf everyone ;D

cpcoulter:

davidscustomglasses:

rwambush:

juniorjaycub:

toshi-riku:

I mean he is created for mischief lol

So. Damn. Perfect.

“Ohana” means family, Thor.

why is this so perfect and cute. <3

ninjaharmony:

riotgrrrrrrl:

EXACTLY.

omg hijabi women are so beautifull

hulksicle:

(Source: samljackson)

kingsandheroes:

evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d:

AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.

i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson

(Source: nonuggles)

(Source: 10-74)

Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?

(Source: ptrparker)

ikilledlordvoldemortonce:

That amazing moment when you realize

you

are

the

grinch

(Source: spumonis)